Women routinely reach into their blouses to straighten their bra strap. But you reach into your pants to sort your balls out and they think there's something wrong with you...
One rule for them
I suppose it's the look on the face that counts.
Women show mild irritation and a little discomfort while sorting the job out.
Whereas men might show discomfort at first but then tend to go a bit goofy and forget what they went in there for in the first place.
Are you Mark Steel's slightly older, more politically-incorrect brother, Reg?
Reg N looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow, and Stephen Goodlad looks a bit like George (the pink hippo).
Where's Zippy?
Giving Bungle a blow job. (Ouch!)
I can't deny it: Me getting out of a hot bath and someone imagining (Reginald Perrin style)a pink hippo would not be a stretch