INT. HALLWAY.
THE DOOR BELL RINGS. THE HOUSEHOLDER ANSWERS. TWO YOUNG MOTHERS ARE STANDING ON THE STEP WITH THEIR CHILDREN. THE FIRST MOTHER HAS A LITTLE GIRL, WEARING GREEN FACE PAINT AND A TALL HAT, AND A LITTLE BOY, SWATHED IN BANDAGES. THE SECOND MOTHER HAS THE ONE CHILD, ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL, WHO DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE DRESSED AS ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR.
HOUSEHOLDER
(TO FIRST CHILD) My you're scary. (HE DROPS A SWEET INTO THE GIRL'S BAG.)
(TO THE SECOND CHILD, RECOILING IN PRETEND HORROR) Yikes! (HE DROPS A SWEET INTO THE BOYS BAG.)
(TO THE THIRD CHILD) Ha ha, I am not quite sure what you are supposed to be. (HE RUBS HIS HANDS TO SHOW THEY ARE EMPTY.)
THE CHILD'S HEAD REVOLVES THROUGH 360 DEGREES AND SHE VOMITS A TORRENT OF GREEN SPEW OVER THE HOUSEHOLDER. HER MOTHER BEAMS PROUDLY ON.
HOUSEHOLDER
I think I've got some Kit-Kats...
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