A new character from the Sootyj stable has he got legs as well as elephants
TONY IS DRINKING A FANCY BRAIN WATER DRINK AND IS BORING PHIL MR PANTS WATCHES
TONY
Yeh my work has improved 13.5% since I started drinking Smart Whizz brain drink.
PHIL
Is it Isotonic?
TONY
Is it isotonic? Is it isotonic? God Phil you are such a dick. It's got Beaver DNA, Acasia essence and 300 secret Amazonian minerals only known to Quetazcoatal himself. Steven Segal drinks it and Madonna. Isotonic, you knobber.
PHIL
Sorry Tony.
TONY
Don't apologise to me apologise to the drink.
PHIL
Sorry for calling you isotonic. Can I try some?
TONY
Go on then.
PHIL(READING OFF THE CAN)
Wow look at this, contains corn syrup, zinc, lead, caffeine but guranteed no elephants.
Hey!
(MR PANTS HAS APPEARED AND SNATCHED THE CAN OFF OF TONY HE TIPEXES IT)
TONY (SNATCHES CAN BACK AND DRINKS FROM IT)
Give me that. Steal my drink? I should kill you, this drink has increased my punching power by 4.4%.
PHIL
What did he write?
TONY (READING OFF THE CAN)
He just changed the ."doesn't" to "may contain elephants."
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS EXPLOSION WHERE TONY WAS STANDING. THERE NOW STANDS AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT COVERED IN BLOODY GORE.
IT IS AS IF TONY WAS SUDDENLY FILLED WITH AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT AND HAS THUS EXPLODED.
PHIL
Eww.
MR PANTS
They should have warnings like fag packets.
