British Comedy Guide

Would you lie to us? Page 6

A) I once fell off a stage and into the orchestra pit.

B) I have a false leg.

C) Stephen Fry has a house in the village next to me and I often see him driving up the road.

C

C hopefully!

Nope. Delia Smith lives in the village next to me and I often see her out and about. I expect Stephen does drive up that road to visit her as they are pals but I haven't seen him yet. :)

ooo mmm A??

Quote: Gavin @ October 31 2010, 11:23 AM BST

ooo mmm A??

Yes Laughing out loud
At the end of a show the Director called everyone on stage for a special thank you (can't remember what for) and as more and more people came on stage I got nudged closer to the edge and fell right into the orchestra pit. :$

Why does my internet keep going off today I wonder.

Quote: Loopey @ October 31 2010, 11:54 AM BST

Yes Laughing out loud
At the end of a show the Director called everyone on stage for a special thank you (can't remember what for) and as more and more people came on stage I got nudged closer to the edge and fell right into the orchestra pit. :$

Ouch!

a) I've seen three BCG regulars naked. Only one of them is male, and only two of them are aware of the fact.

b) I used to go boozing with Twitter founder Biz Stone when I lived in San Francisco. He once gave me the chance to get in "on the ground floor" with Twitter for just a few grand, but I thought it was a terrible idea, and I was broke, so I declined. My share would be worth about $40 million today.

c) Arnold Schwarzenegger once autographed my business card, but I accidentally gave it away minutes later to a pretty girl at the same party. She never called.

A

A) I worked in the same office block as Cliff Richard's management company and Cliff used to pee in the urinal next to me.
B) I played American Football for Great Britain.
C) I went to the first birthday party for "We will Rock Rock You" where I turned round and hit Lulu in the face when she was talking to David Furnish.

Quote: bigfella @ October 31 2010, 2:52 PM BST

A) I worked in the same office block as Cliff Richard's management company and Cliff used to pee in the urinal next to me.
B) I played American Football for Great Britain.
C) I went to the first birthday party for "We will Rock Rock You" where I turned round and hit Lulu in the face when she was talking to David Furnish.

A

No. I did work in the same office block as cliff and met him more than once. But alas he never peed next to me in the Urinal.

Quote: bigfella @ October 31 2010, 3:01 PM BST

No. I did work in the same office block as cliff and met him more than once. But alas he never peed on me in the Urinal I'd have paid'.

Some people!

Kevs is C

I'll guess that Bigfellas is as well

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 31 2010, 10:11 PM BST

Kevs is C

Agree.

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