Would you lie to us? Page 5

Two false and one true?

Aw, c'mon.

Not B

a) I once heckled and got into a fight with Matt Lucas

b) I once heckled and got into a fight with Mark Lamarr

c) I once heckled and got into a fight with Al Murray

B

c

And Gav's the winner!

I did heckle Mark Lamarr once, then bought him a pint at the bar afterwards to make-up. Then started a heated discussion with him about Swindon - which nearly led to a fight.

I've never heckled Matt Lucas, though I did corner him in a dressing room and force him to write a letter of reference for me and my fledgling stand-up career. He did as well. I've still got it somewhere.

I got into a fight with Al Murray. A fight which was broken-up by the little red-headed guy who used to play Harry Hill's son.

Hey, it was the 90s! And I was drunk!

Might be helpful if we indicated who we were replying to.

Do you love Reggae music Oldrocker?

a) I stole a fake wine bottle from the Blue Peter Studio

b) I once had tea at Rik mayalls Mums house

c) I stood next to George Osborne as he poo'd his pants.

A

Nope, but I would have if there had been one.

Well B then... (I'll crack this eventually.)

You're wrong again I'm afraid.
It was C

I feel a bit bad though.
Little Gideon was only 5 so it's not as bad as it sounds.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 30 2010, 1:36 AM BST

I feel a bit bad though.
Little Gideon was only 5 so it's not as bad as it sounds.

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Did he claim it wasn't his fault - that his pants had merely inherited a mess left by Labour?

Brown was implicated

Quote: Leevil @ October 29 2010, 3:09 AM BST

c) I've met Simon Mayo in a field.

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Oh BTW it was this one.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 30 2010, 1:19 AM BST

Do you love Reggae music Oldrocker?

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I hate reggae which leaves only C as the true one - I was indeed once stood up by Les Dawson !