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Would you lie to us? Page 4

Quote: EllieJP @ October 29 2010, 11:18 AM BST

Correct! :)

I'd say C.

Nope. I have shared a jacuzzi with him and have his mobile number, but I haven't seen his willy. He goes to my gym.
Also I don't have a birthmark in the shape of a playboy bunny, it's in the shape of a flying saucer. I'm having it tattooed with portholes and little aliens inside.
So the answer is A). It was in a club in London called Dingwalls when I was about 18. I was there with the band I was in and I got totally shitted, and ended up sticking me tongue down a redhead's throat at the bar. The band told me the next day it was Carol Decker. I just wish I could remember the experience!

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 29 2010, 11:55 AM BST


So the answer is A). It was in a club in London called Dingwalls when I was about 18. I was there with the band I was in and I got totally shitted, and ended up sticking me tongue down a redhead's throat at the bar. The band told me the next day it was Carol Decker. I just wish I could remember the experience!

Go me!

Nice one Lee.

My Real name is Arnold Swatsanigger
My mother was a nun
I was interviewed on the Wogan Show

B

Gavin, is yout 'B' a response to mine? Or to a prev?

Quote: Stephen Birch @ October 29 2010, 12:07 PM BST

Gavin, is yout 'B' a response to mine? Or to a prev?

To you lol!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 29 2010, 11:01 AM BST

c) I have got 7 piercings.

So, come on then. Where are they? :)
And are they all still in operation?

It's hard to believe. You responded before I had returned to the G.D. page. Your posting could actually be the website's fastest ever. And the answer was C. I know my dad used to do my mum religiously, but she weren't no nun. Gotcha.

Quote: Stephen Birch @ October 29 2010, 12:14 PM BST

. I know my dad used to do my mum religiously, but she weren't no nun. Gotcha.

Grim. Lol!

I cede to you speed. You ARE the fastest poster in the World.

Quote: Stephen Birch @ October 29 2010, 12:17 PM BST

I cede to you speed. You ARE the fastest poster in the World.

Lol! I do like to be efficient :P

A. I love Reggae music

B. I've been married four times

C. I was once stood up on a date by Les Dawson

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 30 2010, 12:09 AM BST

A. I love Reggae music

B. I've been married four times

C. I was once stood up on a date by Les Dawson

Gotta be B.

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 30 2010, 12:09 AM BST

A. I love Reggae music

B. I've been married four times

C. I was once stood up on a date by Les Dawson

B all the way.

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