I'm only building you up, so I can watch you fall.
Mwah ha ha ha ha!!
The Juicy Fruit Sketch Page 2
your not reading "how to make friends and influence people" by any chance Lee? 
Quote: Leevil @ May 24, 2007, 5:57 PMI'm only building you up, so I can watch you fall.
Mwah ha ha ha ha!!
And it will happpen...
I`ve already stocked up on the tissues & Merlot in preparation, but please, please, p-l-e-a-s-e, don`t let me post anything then, otherwise I may have to dig up my apology thread. Not for what I`ll type `coz I`ll have it coming, but the way I type it!
Then, I`ll just get back up with a humungus hangover & try again!
Quote: Gavin @ May 24, 2007, 6:08 PMyour not reading "how to make friends and influence people" by any chance Lee?
Maybe Leevil, shouldn`t have revealed his strategy so soon
Mwah ha, ha, ha, ha ha!
Quote: Jude @ May 24, 2007, 2:15 PMBlimey Leevil that was quick & it made me laugh
What ARE you talking about? Oh sorry - this isn't Charley is it.
Thanks for the explanation Leevil. I didnt realise there was a fruit called the Ugli fruit. Maybe it's my ignorance that stops me laughing at Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
I know what you mean Jude. But on the bright side, if writing is subjective... when you run out of things to say, that you actually consider funny, you can write things that you don't think are funny - someone might laugh.
That`s exactly what I did
lol! and it paid off
Cheers Greggles