British Comedy Guide

Introductions

INT. LARGE BALLROOM. NIGHT.

A high society dance is taking place. The MC is announcing the guests as they arrive.

MC:
Lord and Lady Alfred Tenderclutch.

LORD AND LADY TENDERCLUTCH enter the Ballroom.

MC:
The Duke and Duchess of Marbleford.

THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF MARBLEFORD enter the ballroom.

MC:
And now in the blue corner weighing in at one hundred and fifty five pounds, The count of surmount, the burly Earl himself. It's. Sir. Marmaduke. Lester.

GRAMS: Snap. I've got the power.

SIR MARMADUKE LESTER enters the Ballroom shadow boxing surrounded by an entourage.

A waiter offers him a class of champagne from the silver tray. SIR MARMADUKE LESTER knocks the tray out of his hands as he touches gloves with the waiter.

END.

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