I was going to eat my watch - but I thought it would be too time consuming.
I was going to put a clock on my wrist - but I was told that'd be clock-watching.
I took my clock apart and put it back together but I couldn't make the clockwork.
My clock doesn't have any numbers. I was going to add some but I couldn't face it.
I've never had a clock or a watch. I was asked, "how do you tell the time?"
With my mouth and vocal chords, I replied.
IF no one else wants to comment I'll have to do it myself:
Not funny; very repetitive; no legs; didn't make me laugh.
Othewise extemely good. Keep up the God work.
lol I chuckled all the way through, great stuff
Awww, bless you Steve, and your zero reply intolerance.
I liked the 'time consuming', 'clock watching' and 'face it', 'vocal chords' reminded me of 'my dog has no nose'.
Good stuff, keep it up, I'll be 'watching you' - eh? see what I did there?
Funniest thing was when you said "keep up the GOD work". Does God spend alot of time coming up with clock based puns.
Here's one for ya: What's the difference between Stephen Birch and a clock?...A clock stops occasionally. (I know that was lame)