I thought the jew piter wad ypur joke?
Stand Up sketch Page 4
Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2010, 3:45 PM BSTI thought the jew piter wad ypur joke?
So did I until I run it through Google and found thousands of matches including pictures of the planet wearing a skull cap. Those damn racists have all the bases covered!
Heres one for you I just thought up
What did Hitler do when he needed to fart in a synagogue?
he just let out a little gas
I can't believe this. You all so attacked me when I wanted to cast two blacks in a sitcom!!
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 3:51 PM BSTI can't believe this. You all so attacked me when I wanted to cast two blacks in a sitcom!!
Yes but they were played by white guys.
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 3:51 PM BSTI can't believe this. You all so attacked me when I wanted to cast two blacks in a sitcom!!
Yes, but you're not in our clique.
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 3:51 PM BSTI can't believe this. You all so attacked me when I wanted to f**k two blacks in a sitcom!!
I just think Desmonds was funny enough without that
Quote: David Bussell @ October 20 2010, 3:53 PM BSTYes, but you're not in our clique.
Or generation...thank God
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 4:14 PM BSTOr generation...thank God
Fair point, your lot are so much closer to the sweet release of death.
And some of us can't wait
Quote: Leevil @ October 20 2010, 3:52 PM BSTYes but they were played by white guys.
F**k off, no they weren't but I've had to change them to white guys because of inverted racism by so called producers
Stupid BBC, always trying to keep down The Man!
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 3:51 PM BSTI can't believe this. You all so attacked me when I wanted to cast two blacks in a sitcom!!
This is not correct. If I remember rightly, you had written something that featured black characters and were informed by a producer that, in their opinion, your take on a black character was a stereotype. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't, I haven't read it, but that was the issue. Not the fact you were writing black characters, but the fact that you may or may not have written them in a very stereotypical manner.
Quote: bushbaby @ October 20 2010, 3:51 PM BSTcast two blacks in a sitcom!!
Yes... 
I was quite surprised at some of the reactions to this, and was wondering if that's how the Daily Mail started.
However I can understand the points made.
And it might work a bit better if, as suggested the jokes are a more generic parody of that type of gag.
How do you stop Paki drowning? punch him in the face
How many Blacks does it take to change a lightbulb.
Send em all home & give em a candle.
What's the differece between a Jew & a Muslim? not much, I hate the bloody lot of them.
Anyway
The sketch worked well enough for me, and the reactions would be the funniest bit.
But it's going to tread or cross a fine line however it's done