Where`s your happy place?
Mine`s by the canal.
Your Happy Place
In a nice bottle of Merlot
On the couch watching a DVD box set
Tonight on the sofa watching LFC (I hope) beat AC Milan with a large bottle of Bordeaux and some achovy filled olives. If they lose hey ho twice in three years aint bad. My other happy place is inside my very own imagination that helps me write comedy.
This weekend it was hurtling around a Karting track at ridiculous speeds with a stupid grin on my face.
In the local brothe....sorry in a meadow or some sh*t like that.
Here.
Or Piccadilly Circus.
In Bed
Please don't answer this one Charley.
I am gonna have too answer this one eh!
My happy place is lying on my back with my legs in the air and looking up at the measley few stars we have left..... I know, its a load of baggy bollox.
The truth is I chill out either playing my guitar or walking my doggie woo woo's along the canal. I like it when they pee coz you cant pick up wewe. It makes me glow with pride.
What - radioactive dogs piss?
A pair of breasts.
My happy place? In between my legs.
charley are we going to hear your guitar playing any time soon?
Nope no chance Leevill. I just like a strum. I am no Brian May. More a pinging busker type that people would pay to fook orf.