Apparently, there's a new application for the iPhone that allows it to be used as a vibrator.
I wonder if a lady's part, while being pleasured in that way, has ever managed to dial another iPhone in a similar position?
FADE DOWN
FADE UP TO:
SFX: VIBRATIONAL BUZZING
VOICE 1:
Hello? Who's this?
VOICE 2:
I'm Susan's fanny. Who's that?
VOICE 1:
Jane's fanny here.
VOICE 2:
Wow! I've never talked to another fanny before.
VOICE 1:
Neither have I.
VOICE 2:
Where are you?
VOICE 1:
Just in front of her bum.
ENDS.
