Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 17 2010, 4:16 PM BST2 weeks and you're back. I'm sure someone must owe me £50.
Just visiting my wounds prevent me from kicking cats to entertain myslef, so I am waiting for an NHS air rifle
BCG Achievements Page 13
Well you'll get one of those before an NHS bed I should imagine, quite comfortably.
Quote: sootyj @ October 17 2010, 3:54 PM BSTand get a DVT
I know you're not the best speller in the world, soot, but I thought even you could manage STD.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 17 2010, 4:44 PM BSTI know you're not the best speller in the world, soot, but I thought even you could manage STD.
It was a DVD, shit sitcoms kill
Pull up to my bumper, baby
Bumping a thread (whether it's yours or not) because you enjoy it and don't want to see it fall off of Active Threads.
Give me some sugar baby
Flirt with 3 active members in a 2 hour time span.
The most bitter end
getting the very last unfunny pun in a punning contest that everyone stopped caring about.
charge of the lite brigade
enraged demands that all comedy should be nice like it was in 70s
The Smiley Stabbing - Be as grossly offensive as possible, but tag a cheeky emoticon on the end so nobody minds. Got that, you worthless f**king c**tballs? 
Throw Grammar from the Train
A sootyj post.
The Real Bussell
Latest attempt by BCGs number 1 scamp and his lockstock style crew to steal the British comedy crown.
Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2010, 1:58 PM BSTThe Real Bussell
Latest attempt by BCGs number 1 scamp and his lockstock style crew to steal the British comedy crown.
There's a crown now? Why was I not informed?
Starting with a bang
Be the first person of the day to sully the forum with a sexual reference.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 18 2010, 4:36 PM BSTStarting with a bang
Be the first person of the day to sully the forum with a sexual reference.
I think Chip and I share that achievement.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2010, 4:40 PM BSTI think Chip and I share that achievement.
The Easiest-to-Guess Poster
You guessed I'd write this, didn't you.
Picture Prick
Posting an image the same size as the wall of the Amazon warehouse, f**king up the whole page for everyone reading.
Dan