Not sure if I've posted this before but I'm planning on filming it soon, so I'm quite interested in what you lovely people think of it
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
A lad and a girl are sat on a bed next to each other kissing passionately. Still kissing, she removes his jacket and then he removes her cardigan. The lad runs a hand slowly up the girl's thigh under her skirt and she gasps in pleasure. Suddenly she screams in ecstasy. A fetus falls out from under her skirt onto the floor with a splat. The lad jumps up in disgust.
GIRL
Oh my god, I'm so sorry! This has never happened to me before!
LAD
Is that a f**king baby??
GIRL
How embarrassing!