British Comedy Guide

Boiled Beef

HER: This beef stewy thing's petty tasty.

HIM: Thanks, special effort just for you.

HER: What's with little plank full of holes and these little
splintery things?

HIM: Prime ingredients.

HER: What's this dish called?

HIM: Boiled beef and cribbage.

Apart from getting the 0 removed from this listing I thougtht I would advise any commentorers that I'll be away till Monday. Thank you for your comments those who may have did. Screw the rest of you whom didn't with a B52's propellor. I don't know, and others don't either, who or whom invented grammar - but I DO enjoy giving it a bit of GBH.

I picture a family outing. A young child pinned in the corner of a play park crying 'Mummy, please make uncle Stephen stop telling me his jokes'.

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