The following sketch was inspired by today's original sketch of the same name by Stephen Birch.
LAD:
I got a detective down my trousers.
LADETTE: Oh, yeah?
LAD FLOPS OUT HIS COCK
LADETTE: And what's that supposed to be?
LAD: My dick, Tracy.
Private Detective 2
A nobworthy effort, Mr Ming. Could this be the start of a thread?