Then I still don't understand what a communist is. Not exactly anyway. I'm right in thinking that Korea (or south or north or whatever) is a communist c**try (yes I spelt that right)
How do you picture a Daily Mail reader? Page 4
cheeky bastard 
But it still doesn't explain what a communist is, just what communism is, not what an actual communist does/believes.
That was meant in a friendly way by the way 
To be honest, I'm not sure either. I just tried to joke, which I think you missed or it was just bad.
No I got it, that's why I called you a cheeky bastard for the little demonstration of how to use Google! Unless that's not the bit you meant.
But I got some humour out of the other comments, so maybe I did get it. Subliminally (spelt wrong?)
Communisms about everyone of the public being equal & sharing everything for everyone or something like that.
But in a lot of cases you do get the State controlling everything.
*Sends a Timbo signal into the sky.
Ok that makes sense now
Read "Animal Farm"
Communists are reds under the bed I think. 
But they're only pink when they take their red hammer and sickle pyjamas off. That's why Stalin banned sex during his reign.
Communism means everyone gets the same wage whether you're a doctor or a refuge cleaner it's the opposite of capitalism but usually the heads of the communist party have gold taps and limousines. It also means if you work in a factory at a conveyance belt, you can go as slow/lazy as you like because you will still get the same pay as the person next to you.
I think you're a Tory, David. 
Communism is gay. Although many years ago, I used to wear a T-shirt with the slogan:
'We Smoke Pot
&
Like Marx A Lot'
Here's a blog that sets out exactly how the Daily Fail works in terms of getting a story. Shocking stuff. http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.com/2011/01/true-story-of-daily-mail-lies-guest.html