I Love you because you're just there.
Sweet Dead Dolphin
It's in my Pope Pants.
Song titles you're never likely to see.
I never thought I'd see a song called Keeping Your Poop In A Jar, but it exists!
Maybe it was a good idea, maybe it wasn't, but we will find out in due course.
That's a song title you'll never see!
I always liked the song mentioned by Derek & Clive - 'I Love You So Much I Can't Shit'.
Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction !
These really exist !
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
* Please Bypass this Heart
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Blimey! Someone's been at the Sanatogen tonight, eh, Oldrocker...? 
Another great genuine song title is - 'If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?'
Did he do
"I'm dancing with tears in my eyes cause the girl in my arms is a boy"
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2010, 12:11 AM BSTBlimey! Someone's been at the Sanatogen tonight, eh, Oldrocker...?
CTRL C - CTRL V
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 7 2010, 12:04 AM BSTTruth is sometimes stranger than fiction !
These really exist !
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
* Please Bypass this Heart
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Game over, oldrocker killed the thread - can't top these.
'If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me' You don't know how much I wish I'd said that.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 7 2010, 12:04 AM BSTTruth is sometimes stranger than fiction !
These really exist !
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
* Please Bypass this Heart
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
This takes me back... 1996, one of the first forwarded emails I ever received.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 7 2010, 12:43 AM BSTThis takes me back... 1996, one of the first forwarded emails I ever received.
Yeah, been around years but . . . I can seriously recommend 'Do You Want Fries With That?' by Tim McGraw !
Anybody who's been dumped could really empathise with that.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 7 2010, 12:04 AM BST* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Excellent song! And the band is still sort-of together.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 7 2010, 12:04 AM BST* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
Used to have to sing this one in school.
One song not on Oldrocker's list is Pop You in the Pooper - a country & western type song by gay porn star Jeff Stryker. The lyrics are a little colourful but it's quite a catchy little tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwq5HNPx7Iw