It was so small it was micoscoprick.
Scientist With A Mini Penis
He won't get much Boffin with that
Hi Steve (Birch, not Sunshine).
I think it's sweet you bumped up the '0' threads on critique, but maybe you should have included a critique yourself?
Back to your sketch, I'm not sure that 'micoscoprick' scans very well. it's quite hard to say.
Nun-the-less, a valid point, albeit not so microsocpikul in it's penetratativity. Thank you for you words of endearment.
Why the sudden spate (2) of tiny penis-related gags in Critique?
Oh well, write what you know, I suppose...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 9 2010, 4:42 PM BSTWhy the sudden spate (2) of tiny penis-related gags in Critique?
Oh well, write what you know, I suppose...
That's very funny, actually. 
Here's my take on it
1. INT. MAN IS SITTING ON A SOFA CATCHING THE END OF SOME PORN ON AN ADULT CHANNEL. AN ADVERT COMES ON.
ADVERT:
Are you happy with the size of your penis?
MAN SHAKES HIS HEAD
ADVERT:
Have you tried all sorts of ludicrous pumps and devices that have no chance of ever working?
CAMERA PANS OVER TO A TABLE NEXT TO THE SOFA WITH A MASS OF PUMPS AND SCARY LOOKING CONTRAPTIONS.
ADVERT:
Terrified of surgery?
MAN NODS HIS HEAD
ADVERT:
Then this could be the solution you've been waiting for. A perfectly safe, herbal remedy, guaranteed to improve the way you feel about your best friend.
THE MAN GRABS HIS PHONE AND MOVES TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE SOFA WAITING FOR MORE INFORMATION
2. INT. MAN IS IN HIS DRESSING GOWN GETTING READY FOR BED. HE HAS A LARGE PILL IN HIS HAND AND SWALLOWS IT WITH A GLASS OF WATER.
3. INT. INSIDE MANS BEDROOM. HE WAKES UP AND TENTATIVELY LIFTS THE BED SHEETS. HIS FACE DROPS WHEN HE SEES HIS PRIVATES HAVEN'T CHANGED. HE PUTS HIS HANDS TO HIS FACE AND THEN SLOWLY MOVES THEM AWAY. HIS EYES WIDEN IN SHOCK WHEN HE SEES THAT BOTH HIS HANDS HAVE SHRUNK.