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Mine was sent in a jiffy.

I'm now offering to throw in a fee rubber - just in case you f**k-up the spelling

OK then. Send me one of each.

Thanks

A fee rubber.

Surely that implies some kind of payment

I thought he meant a condom.

My dad says condoms are a waste of money.

The'fee' rubber implies your performance will be so good you'll be able to
charge for it. It also IMPLIES that the 'r' on my keyboard is playing up.

Quote: Stephen Birch @ November 2 2010, 7:25 PM GMT

The'fee' rubber implies your performance will be so good you'll be able to
charge for it. It also IMPLIES that the 'r' on my keyboard is playing up.

No.

Yes!

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