How, in God's name, could anyone have voted for a party that included George Gideon Oliver Osbourne and which promised to put him in charge of the county's finances?
'Hey, you are a family with one person earning £44000 per annum so we're taking your Child Benefit away. But you, a family with each parent earning £43000 per annum (that's ££86000 per annum George if your calculator battery is flat) can keep yours.'
Just be thankful Tories don't have brains or we'd all be in trouble.