Another Blind Date.

TWO BLOKES CLOCKING OFF WORK.

BLOKE 1:
Watcha upto tonight, eh?

BLOKE 2:
Got a blind date, aint I.

BLOKE 1:
She'd hav'ta be to go out with gonk like you!

NEXT MORNING THE 2 BLOKES CLOCKING IN. BLOKE 2 HAS A HEAVILY BANDAGED ARM:

BLOKE 1:
Done yer wrist in, aint ya? Didn't she turn up, then?

BLOKE 2:
Turn up! I'll say sge did. What a stunner. Here look at this.

BLOKE 2 SHOWS BLOKE 1 A PHOTO TAKEN WITH HIS MOBILE.

BLOKE 1:
Bloody hell, she's amazin'. What a looker! So what happened ta yer arm, then?

BLOKE 2:
Her guide dog bit me.

I HATE seeing 'postings that no one has the common decency to c0omment on. I think
this is the funniest f**king thing in this posting. And as no one's going to be seeing this you can all go an f**k yourselves. Thanks for your lack of attention.

This is funny but I think I remember it as a joke from many years ago.

It's still funny though.

The true reason for this very dated-ish joke type posting was to see if there was any other old heads out there. 2 shay!