Hi. I wrote this for the skit comp last week but didnt get it finished in time.
INT. BEDROOM - MORNING. TWO TEENAGERS (STEVE and KEVIN) ARE ASLEEP.
CLOSE UP: ALARM CLOCK SHOWS 7am. RADIO COMES ON
GRAMMS: DRUM MUSIC FOM CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON.
KEVIN AND STEVE BOTH JUMP OUT OF BED. THEY RUSH TOWARDS THE BEDROOOM DOOR. THEY ARRIVE AT THE DOOR TOGETHER AND SQUEEZE THREW TOGETHER. THEY ARE PUSHING EACH OTHER AROUND TO GAIN SUPREMAMCY.
THEY RUN DOWN STAIRS WHILE CONTINUING TO JOSTLE. KEVIN GRABS STEVE AND PUSHES HIM OVER THE BANNISTER.
STEVE:Bollocks!
STEVE DOES A BACK FLIP (a la Bruce Lee) AND RUSHES AFTER STEVE
INT - KITCHEN. STEVE RUSHES AFTER KEVIN AND SUMMERSAULTS OVER HIM LANDING STRAIGHT PLUM IN FRONT.
KEVIN SMIRKS. HE SWIFTLY KICKS STEVE IN THE BALLS.
STEVE GOES DOWN LIKE A SMALL SHERRY. HE IS SQUEELING LIKE A PIG.
KEVIN SMILES AND WALKS SLOWLY TOWARDS THE BREAFAST TABLE
KEVIN SLOWLY REACHES TOWARDS THE BREAKFAST TABLE.
STEVE RISES TO HIS FEET AND MAKES A LAST DESPERATE RUN TOWARDS KEVIN. FORCING HIM AGAINST THE TABLE
STEVE:Aaaarrgghhh!!
STEVE DRAGS KEVIN TO THE FLOOR AND PUNCHES HIM UNCONTROLLABLY. KEVIN IS BLOODIED AND BEATEN
# END GRAMMS
STEVE RISES TRIUMPHUNTLY AND REACHES TOWARDS THE BREAKFAST TABLE
CLOSE UP:KEVIN
amn it...
STEVE PICKS UP A SMALL PLATE AND HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR. A LIGHT IS BEHIND AND A HALO IS VISIBLE BEHIND THE PLATE.
CLOSE UP:KEVIN:... Beaten to the toast
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