Boits for me. Though nearly undone with the other joke!
THE ALL NEW BSG COMEDY COMPETITION - 21/5 Page 3
I vote for Charley
Quote: Leevil @ May 29, 2007, 2:36 AMYou ain't going to catch me up, so stop posting pointless posts!
Posting pointless posts? P*ss off!!!!!
Shut it!
Quote: Boits @ May 28, 2007, 11:20 PMNow that it's closed I'll add this. I know you were only allowed 1 entry per person, that's why I've waited. This is for those of you over 25.
B.B.C. Announcer: Now on BBC 1 it's a chance to catch up with our late night series that's all animal...it's 'Wildlife on One'
CUT TO A SCENE OF COMPLETE DEBAUCHERY WHERE ANIMALS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE IN A PUB COMPLETELY CANING IT. THERE IS A COUPLE OF POLE-CATS IN A TOILET CUBICLE DOING LINES OF COKE, BADGERS AND FERRETS TOGETHER SINKING PINT AFTER PINT AND SINGING POOR RETREADS OF 80'S CLASSICS AND 2 MALE LEOPARDS DOING SOMETHING RUDE TO A FEMALE OF A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPECIES.
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It's a poor pun I know but what can you do.
... Well I liked it. I know it's an old gag but you gotta imagine it visually.
I vote Mr Chapman.
Any more votes?!! Before I close it?
And any one want to take over this comp from me? Better say now or forever hold you peace!!
It's probably going to be a monthly thang otherwise.
I'll vote for Charley, by the way.
Hey Leevil, you're doing a good job here ... opening it up to anything comedic (as the forum will eventually be) was quite inspired! Keep it weekly ... we all need something to take our minds off the day-to-day humdrum. Can we have (uhm) "Computers" as a subject, please, sometime or other ... then at least I for one will've inflicted my last ancient bit of prose from the archives!!!
Computers it is. And thanks. I'm in a bit of a bad mood this week, so I'll probably carry it on as normal next week.
I'm also very lazy and more and more people are entering, it used to be about 4 people, nice 'n easy.
If you really can't be bothered I could come off the subs bench for you AGAIN!
Voting Closed!!!
Dave, if you WANT to do it, then be my guest.
Thanks.
** runs off **
"Don't forget about the.... you might die otherwise...."
I'll let you announce the results though.
Thanks. The results are included in the new weeks comp. So I'll do it this week. But next Wednesday it's yours OK?
I'm concentrating so much on my sitcom at the moment, that you'll even have the chance to catch me up. 