British Comedy Guide

My unicorn sketch

A BUNCH OF UNICORNS ARE EATING GRASS FEILD

PETER TATCHELL IS SHOUTING AT THEM

PETER
I am going to out and shame you all! People deserve to know the truth! You're racists!

CUT TO A RHINOCEROUS CRYING AND LEAVING THE FEILD

THE UNICORNS STARE AT RACISTLY

I absolutely love the idea of a racist unicorn stare. I have no idea what it is, but I love it.

I am slightly baffled but also boasting a broad smile.

Not too bad but ywb

Of late that is most definitely the case

That would make a great animated sketch.

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