Sootyj's signage business 11

SCENE 1
NOAH IS SITTING ON THE ARK BOBBING ON THE FLOOD WATERS
HE IS READING A BIG PILE OF GROT MAGS TITLE
"Undergrads blow dads," and"PHDs covered in wee,"
MRS NOAH GIVES HIM A CLIP AROUND THE EAR.

SCENE2
A MASTURBATOR SITS ON HIS BED HIS TROUSERS AROUND HIS ANKLES
HE IS STARING AT 3 UNICORNS AS IF TRYING TO IMAGINE THEM AS GROT MAGS

SCENE3
SOOTYJ FLEES LIGHTNING BOLTS FALLING FROM HEAVEN
HE DROPS TWO SIGNS
"Uni-porn" AND "Unicorns"

i like the idea of uniporn. But sadly that is unrelated to the joke.

seemed a bit laboured to me soots...but maybe that's the point.