How to get rid of unwanted callers Page 3

I suspect mine were for dsylexic Johos.

Dum dum dum dum dummmbbbb.

OMG!
Mormon topless calendar.

Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2010, 3:00 PM BST

Did you know up until about 100 years ago hunting Mormons was legal in certain states.

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They've been a scourge for quite some time. We constantly see them wandering around here, in their black pants and white shirts. It's like their gangs.

I've not had any door knockers for ages. Would be well up for it tho. Might as well make the 3 flight of stair journey to the door worthwhile.

And they are all suspiciously young and 'attractive'. Like they think the ugly ones won't get anyone to convert.

Yeah, I haven't had a homely or plumpy Jehovah's Witness in forever.

Theyre never plump because they are walking the streets all day long and banging on doors!

I like them sexy mormons. MMmmm, polygamilicious.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 28 2010, 3:14 PM BST

I like them sexy mormons. MMmmm, polygamilicious.

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No...you just like More men

Yay, more men! It's a shame it can't be the other way round, where a lady can have a load of different husbands. That would be good.

Why not just take more lovers - without marrying them? Doh!

Ask them if they'd like to hear the plot of the new sitcom/screenplay/novel you're writing.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 28 2010, 2:22 PM BST

I never make anything up. Just tell them I'm not interested and give them the 'eye'.

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Don't you mean 'finger'?