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INT - Old fashioned pub.
An older moustached man sits smoking a pipe looking forlorn. A bartender approaches.
BARTENDER - Mr McAdams, I'm going to have to ask you to put out that pipe.
MCADAMS - You've asked me many things Wichly. Haven't you.
BARTENDER - Don't start Frisbie...
MCADAMS - Who delivered you a t-shirt made of three Lions for your son's Sixth birthday?
BARTENDER - I wish you'd gone to JJB.
MCADAMS - Who taped every episode of Eldorado in case you missed it?
BARTENDER - I never watched an episode.
MCADAMS - Who performed open heart surgery on your poor sick Labrador?
BARTENDER - He wasn't sick Frisbie.
MCADAMS (Tearing up) - Then why did he die Wichly?
BARTENDER (Sympatric) - I don't know...
MCADAMS - (Smiles forcibly) Do you know why they call me Frisbie? Because I always come back
BARTENDER - That's a Boomarang
MCADAMS BREAKS INTO TEARS.
BARTNDER (Pats on back) - I'll get you some more tobacco for your pipe
ENDS