It's got to be Peter Cook's one leg to few, I saw it on TV when I was kid and that cemented my interest in comedy. 'It's a lovely leg for the role Mr. Spiggot, I've got nothing against your right leg, the problem is neither have you.'
The funniest ever joke ever on TV ever? Page 10
Victor Meldrew and his wife trapped in a shed which is surrounded by a swarm of bees.
(I'm paraphrasing here)
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VICTOR:
Maybe we should shout for help
MARGARET:
What should we shout?
VICTOR:
Oh, I Don't know, maybe send more bees?
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Sarcasm at it's very best.
Quote: Pingl @ October 15 2012, 8:30 PM BSTIt's got to be Peter Cook's one leg to few, I saw it on TV when I was kid and that cemented my interest in comedy. 'It's a lovely leg for the role Mr. Spiggot, I've got nothing against your right leg, the problem is neither have you.'
Loved that one too.
Quote: enigmatic @ October 15 2012, 8:05 AM BSTCan't believe nobody's mentioned this one yet...
German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...Inspector: (referring to Fletcher) He's very articulate
Mackay: (without missing a beat) Yes. Like a lorryKOCHANSKI: Oh my god, just how *stupid* am I?
KRYTEN: According to my calculations, ma'am --And they don't get more edgy than this closer to a sketch from Chappelle's show which remarkably was loosely based on his own grandfather.
PRESENTER: In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover."
No idea who or what Chappelle is.
Quote: Chappers @ October 16 2012, 6:03 PM BSTNo idea who or what Chappelle is.
I'll do it Chappers Old Man . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 16 2012, 11:52 PM BSTI'll do it Chappers Old Man . .
43rd in the 100 greatest stand ups of all time? Sounds impressive!
Quote: Chappers @ October 17 2012, 5:47 PM BST43rd in the 100 greatest stand ups of all time? Sounds impressive!
How are you faring in the greatest (whatever it was you did before you retired) of all time poll?
Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade's answer to the question "What three things did Gordon Brown reportedly throw at someone?"
Really laughed at a line by Ben Harper (My family) today
Halloween special:
Abi, Roger, Ben and Susan are in the lounge
* Hear weird noises from outside
Susan: What's that noise? What if they are zombies come to eat our brains
Ben: It'll be slim pickings here
Dunno why but really cracked me up 