Both adverts were appalling, I've never seen such naff acting either.
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Hollyoaks?
Quote: Juan Kerr @ November 12 2010, 4:26 PM GMTHollyoaks?
I don't watch that 
Worst than even Hollyoaks.
I liked it when Laura returned to the house and snapped at everyone there.
My favourite moment was Darth Sugar venturing into the plebs' lodgings.
Specifically: spotting one young entreprenerd, wearing socks and pants, then asking 'Is this Stuart Baggs the brand?'
Brilliant.
A guy sitting smugly on the sofa waiting for his wife to finish the housework before she can come and sit next to him? If I dressed like that to sit on the sofa in front of the soaps, my husband would be wondering what's going on. What does she wear to the pub...a full-length ball gown? As for that black-coloured bottle? Judging from the design alone, I would expect it to be able to burn the pebble-dashing off the front of my house!! We can't wait until tomorrow. 'Ya fired!'. Come on now...how many of you sit there shouting 'Ya fired!' at the telly every week when they're in the boardroom? My son has recorded my impression of Lord Sugar uttering those exact words and he and his girlfriend play it back frequently so they can fall about laughing at it. Bloody kids...so juvenile.
Sooooo... what's the task tonight? I can't remember.
Suck Lord Alans knob.
I think it's getting less creative
He hasn't got a knob? Or is that the twist?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 10:09 AM GMTSooooo... what's the task tonight? I can't remember.
Selling some sort of cheap and nasty looking blue screen "video experience" to the general public, it was hard to tell exactly from the footage of the candidates but it looked like it could be classic Apprentice.
Oh yeah... it's going to be bad I know!
Hopefully rabbit-eyed f**khead Laura will 'go' tonight.
Oi!
Oh I see.
In a BCG version of the Apprentice, you would go in week one Zoo, for not gobbing off in the boardroom. Sooty would be kept in till the death to entertain everyone and Ellie would win since she's ruthless and thinks a lot of herself.
I'd drive the taxi that takes the rejects to the skip.