An old Skitcomp entry that's half topical.
THE LIVING ROOM OF THE MILLIBAND HOUSEHOLD CIRCA 1972.
DAD:
So Eddie boy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
ED:
I wanna be a spaceman and a fireman and Batman.
MUM: (LAUGHING)
Oh Ralph, Isn't he the cutest?
DAD:
He is a diamond. look at that face. Our little Edward could charm the birds from the trees.
DAVID:
When I grow up I'm going to be a cabinet minister & then I'm going to be leader of the Labour Party. And then Prime Minister.
DAD:
Shut up David. Don't be such a geek. Why don't you play football or something like normal kids?
MUM:
And how many times have I told you, stop grinning while holding a banana it makes you look weird.
ED:
I wanna be Leeber of the Lady party too!
DAD:
Ah did you hear that Marion? our little Eddies going to be a politician.
MUM:
Eddie would make make a great Prime Minister, wouldn't you, yes you would, you won't but you would..
DAVID:
Mum! He was just copying me. I said it first.
DAD:
David! Why do you always have to be so jealous. Be a bit nicer to your little brother, he's just showing some ambition that's all.
ED:
Batman!
DAD:
See what I mean?
DAVID:
I hate you all so much.
END.
like it Steve. Funny and topical - funopical
