I always knew zooo was an angry black woman with atittooode!
The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 9
So this must make Aaron...
A fine figure of a man!
I only just realised, if you cover up the stupid hair - he looks just like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.
My god, you're right!
But that must mean if you put a Mohawk on Uncle Phil...
*head explodes*
Look, if I can forgive forget Aaron is a raving Tory then there must be some leeway amongst his other chums?
Quote: zooo @ September 25 2010, 11:47 PM BSTA fine figure of a man!
I only just realised, if you cover up the stupid hair - he looks just like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.
I'm starting to think that is Uncle Phil.
Well, quite! Mr T doesn't actually look much like him in other photos...
Maybe he was having an extra plump day.
Those suits always make men look plumpy. And the flag is kind of clashy.
Awww Cheerio Chip. Hopefuly you will be back soon. I shall miss your posts!
Hi people. I didn't want to comment here until I'd spoken to Chip (incidentally I was very disappointed to discover that in real life he's nothing like his series of sexy avatars - all that money spent on roses, dinner and condoms wasted!)...
It wasn't really communicated clearly to him or anyone (and I apologise for that), but it was only a temporary ban as, by his own admission, he slightly overstepped the line. I recognise that sometimes writers need to take risks (e.g. Chris Morris) but equally we need a way to make sure things don't get too personal, hence the temporary ban. We didn't handle the process great this end so will look for ways to improve it - maybe a yellow card system or something instead. Or build a death star.
Anyway, I'm pleased to say, having explained things a bit better to Chip, he will probably be returning... but, by his own choice, will be taking a bit of a BCG break. No idea what he's fill the time with... hopefully finding some more avatars.
And I just wasted fifteen minutes writing a plea to Aaron on his behalf. 
If he comes back I think he should be forced to have a sensible avatar - not those plastic models - they get on my wick.
Great post Mark. Wonderfully handled.
Will be pleased to see the Chipster return.
PS I have death star plans if you require.
Quote: Mark @ September 26 2010, 5:50 PM BSTOr build a death star.
This please.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 26 2010, 5:55 PM BSTAnd I just wasted fifteen minutes writing a plea to Aaron on his behalf.
If this is true, can you send it anyway?
Quote: Will Cam @ September 25 2010, 10:41 PM BSTHey wait a minute you guys.......
What if Aaron was really chip!? .......
Like an episode of the twilight zone........
Two personalities split from one thanks to a gypsy's curse when he refused to hand over a family heirloom amulet to an old woman who called at his door.
One anal about punctuation
One with a punctured anus
Maybe the episode has just ended. Aaron had lost his job, his car, his girlfriend and was in rags in the woods being chased by chip (manifested into a giant cock with carol Vorderman's face). Just as Chip was about to butt feed him Aaron threw the amulet in the air. The old woman appeared and caught it, turned into a crow and flew away. Aaron opened his eyes and Chip had disappeared! His phone beeped and he saw a message from Zooo. She wanted him back. Everything was alright. The text contained several grammatical errors but surprisingly that no longer bothered him. He did however have an overwhelming urge to tell a nun to go and f**k herself,
The End.....................or is it?......
I still think this is nearer the mark. How you gonna get the amulet off the old Woman Mark?