Outside where? What, outside the internet? How we bleedin' well supposed to that that, eh? EH?
The thread where Chipolata says goodbye... Page 11
Damn. You've bested me, Lucas. *shakes fist*
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 28 2010, 12:14 AM BSTOh, very well...
*breaks wind and falls over in an amusing fashion*
Could you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 28 2010, 9:48 AM BSTDamn. You've bested me, Lucas. *shakes fist*
Yeah. I've won the...something...or other...
Quote: Kenneth @ September 28 2010, 9:49 AM BSTCould you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?
Oh, don't encourage him...
Quote: Kenneth @ September 28 2010, 9:49 AM BSTCould you do your Tommy Cooper impression as well, please?
*puts on f-ing fez*
*starts sweating profusely*
*falls over backwards*
*swallows tongue, leading to snoring*
*audience laughter & applause*
*Her Majesty's Theatre curtain hastily drops*
NOT THAT BIT!
I can do Eric Morecambe as well... 
Do your Peter Kay!
Quote: zooo @ September 28 2010, 6:16 PM BSTNOT THAT BIT!
Quite. Mr Walker, if you're still present, could you please do your impression of Michael Caine in The Italian Job - the line immediately after the bullion van blows up? Thanks.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 29 2010, 11:12 AM BSTQuite. Mr Walker, if you're still present, could you please do your impression of Michael Caine in The Italian Job - the line immediately after the bullion van blows up? Thanks.
Micheal: "Argh for f**k sake I got payments left on that!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 28 2010, 6:13 PM BST*puts on f-ing fez*
*starts sweating profusely*
*falls over backwards*
*swallows tongue, leading to snoring*
*audience laughter & applause*
*Her Majesty's Theatre curtain hastily drops*
That was the only time I laughed at Tommy Cooper.
Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2010, 11:15 AM BSTMicheal: "Argh for f**k sake I got payments left on that!"
Excellent impression. Can you do a Sid James laugh?
I'd like to thank all the chip fans who PM'd me for trying to use my non-existent influence over Aaron to reverse the ban. Thank you. I am of course joking, no one PM'd me. Quite extraordinary. Still I didn't do it for a backslapping.
As a 'chip fan' I'd like to publicly (and privately) thank you for sticking your neck out.