Could someone change the title to "The grumpy executioner and his cheerful aide 5"
THE GRUMPY EXECUTIONER(TGE), HIS CHEERFUL AIDE(HCA) AND THEIR LATEST VICTIM (LV)STAND ON THE GALLOWS
TGE
Do you have any final words before I pull this lever and you are put to death?
LV
I'm sorry
TGE
Bit late to regret your crime now sonny jim?
LV
No for you. You see whilst I've been in prison I've become a budhist.
HCA
Oh and you know true enlightenment that must be nice? Be pure and at one with the world?
LV
No I've been thinking evil thoughts, swearing, eating meat and wanking none stop.
TGE
Look can we get this over with?
HCA
But why as a budhist have you been impurifying your soul?
LV
So I can come back as the very lowest form of life...a pubic louse and take my revenge on everyone.
HCA
Oh wellthat's nice you've got something to look forward to. Keeps you cheerful that does.
HCA
Why are you cheering up this onanistic head case? You're bloody cracked you are? And you can explain your mastrubatory meditation when you meet Satan!
TGE PULLS THE LEVER
LV DROPS THROUGH A TRAPDOOR
TGE
Ooh yah my meat and 2 veg!
TGE STARTS GRABBING AT HIS CROTCH IN DISTRESS.
HCA SITS IN A LOTUS POSITION
HCA
Oooohhhhmmmmm
TGE
I hate you so very much.
