A ROOM. A TABLE. SEATED AROUND SAID TABLE:
A NUN -Arbitress- (Mavis)
A VICAR (Don)
A PRIEST (Bill).
MAVIS: The use of bad or abusive language loses market shares. I point equals
10 parishioners. The aportionong and or placement of lost points is at MY soul discretion. The floor's open. DON, you to open.
DON: How's your flock share doing, Bill?
BILL: Going down the pan, just like my shite!
MAVIS: Bad language, Bill! 3 points to the Muslims!
DON: Why the Muslims? Those A-holes didn't even respond to their invite!
MAVIS: Semi-bad language, Don! 1 point to the Rastafarians!
DON: Wrong call, Sister. The "A" in the "A-hole" was 'A' for Arab. That means I get my 1 point back from the Rastas AND your error also gets me 2 points from the 3 you gave to the Muslimes!
BILL: He said MUSLIMES! Abusive language. I want the 2 points he just got from the three that you gave to the aforementioned.
MAVIS: No can do, Bill. You, indirectly, have also called them by the abusive name that was used by DON! So I'll dock DON 2 points, and you 1 point, and give them them to the Salvation Army. Their flock can do with a bit of bolstering.
DON: The Sally Army! That's not a religion, you nun-skull
BILL: Ah! Good point, Don. I say we should tell the Sally's to flock off.
MAVIS: Don. You called me a numb-skull. That's abuse. 2 flock points going to the Buddhists, and Bill's "Flock...
DON: NUN-skull! I said N.U.N.-skull. You flaming nun-skull.
MAVIS: ...off" was a definitely abuse by inference. So Bill drops another point.
and Don, Numb AND Nun-skull are equally offensive. Sory Don, you've lost another pair of points for an incorrect challemge. These points will be awarded to the National Front's pious sector.
BILL: That's it. You've gone too far this time Sis. Giving some of our hard earned flock the N.F. You've overstepped the limit of the powers vested in you. I propose we de-frock her. What say you, Don?
DON: Only if I'm first to habour my hardened faith in her Heavenly haven!
MAVIS: Just shag me like always and piss off back to work. I've got 2 vicars
a parson and a couple of bishops waiting outside. I can't f**k about all day.
