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Any successful/experienced writers on this forum? Page 3

I need to look up "specious"

I need to look up successful

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:39 PM BST

I need to look up skirts

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 23 2010, 8:46 PM BST

I need to look up kilts

BCG where all fetishes are welcome.

Rolling eyes

The fact that someone is prepared to pay you for sex doesn't necessarily mean you're especially good at it. It simply means you're as good at it as you need to be to satisfy their often-very-basic needs.

It's the same with writing.

Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ September 30 2010, 1:27 PM BST

The fact that someone is prepared to pay you for sex doesn't necessarily mean you're especially good at it. It simply means you're as good at it as you need to be to satisfy their often-very-basic needs.

It's the same with writing.

Good idea to seek the advice of those that are being paid for it though.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 30 2010, 1:38 PM BST

Good idea to seek the advice of those that are being paid for it though.

Is there anybody on this forum that is regularly getting paid for sex though?

Probably not for regular sex.

Pete Doherty once made a charitable donation whilst sucking my cock. Does that count?

I've just sold a joke to a greetings card company for a three figure sum, not sure how "successful" this makes me but it's made me quite happy.

Quote: Trabs @ September 30 2010, 2:40 PM BST

Is there anybody on this forum that is regularly getting paid for sex though?

I don't hang around with Bussell for the jokes.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 30 2010, 4:04 PM BST

I don't hang around with Bussell for the jokes.

Not even for the crack?

Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2010, 4:05 PM BST

Not even for the crack?

When I say "crack" I mean his arse and the good times. Not his rumored coke habit.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 30 2010, 3:28 PM BST

I've just sold a joke to a greetings card company for a three figure sum, not sure how "successful" this makes me but it's made me quite happy.

Sounds bloody good to me!

Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 30 2010, 3:28 PM BST

I've just sold a joke to a greetings card company for a three figure sum, not sure how "successful" this makes me but it's made me quite happy.

How many did you send?

Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 30 2010, 3:28 PM BST

I've just sold a joke to a greetings card company for a three figure sum, not sure how "successful" this makes me but it's made me quite happy.

Yeah, but £ 1.08 buys you so little these days.
Angelic

( we're only jealous!)

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