I'm a nice boy.
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I really liked that. The last line was my favourite. Think it could work quite well as the opening scene to a sitcom - quickly establishes character and has a neat, witty pay off.
I can see what you mean. Although what bastard sitcom would this be? Don't get me thinking about sitcoms now.
Thank you, Chopz.
Here's a pound coin for your troubles.