Everyone needs a catchphrase.
One sentence that says who you are and that you mean (possibly sexy) business.
So what would your catchphrase be?
The one that a US sitcom audience would whoop if you were in a US sitcom.
Feel free to suggest for others.
SOOTYJ'S for him self.
Why do I bother?
Hey hey it's Sootyj!
Everything's funnier with a paedophile kangaroo.
Make way for the Sootyj
OTHERS
I'll get Aaron it.
Don't hustle the Bussell.
Mathew's Stott the Lot!
It's all gone Apple Tuumble.
She's got the shtick it's Nat Wick.