For all those maddening often famous jokes you don't get.
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1 What's up? Chicken Butt!
Don't get it
Give an example of a maddening famous joke.
That one turns up in an American films all the time.
A chicken's butt is up because it's head it pecking at food on the floor. Simples. Not funny, but true.
I've never heard that chicken butt joke before.
The first joke I ever remember was from a Lolly stick.
Why did the Orange stop rolling.
Because it ran out of juice.
I did have to ask my Dad to explain it, and It still wasn't funny despite making sense.
Didn't stop me trying to tell it though.
I dropped it from my set when I later had a Lolly stick with the Chimney joke on it.
Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2010, 11:01 PM BSTI've never heard that chicken butt joke before.
I thought they pecked rather than butted.
Which came first?
The Chicken Butt Joke or the Egg Butt Joke?
* I don't know any Egg Butt jokes.
Quote: sootyj @ September 16 2010, 10:56 PM BSTThat one turns up in an American films all the time.
Whenever those colloquial American jokes come up in my house I always turn to my partner and say "Gabby Hayes big!" in reference to a really obscure Simpsons gag.
Why don't you just marry America David.
*Flounces off
Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2010, 11:32 PM BSTWhenever those colloquial American jokes come up in my house I always turn to my partner and say "Gabby Hayes big!" in reference to a really obscure Simpsons gag.
No you don't, you are pointing down to your open flies with beer dribbling out of your mouth,pizza dropping onto the carpet and she always replies 'I don't care what you call it and why are feminising it... oh yes I see what you mean! Well she's not so big is she!'
It's what Matthew told me anyway.
Quote: Marc P @ September 16 2010, 11:35 PM BSTNo you don't, you are pointing down to your open flies with beer dribbling out of your mouth,pizza dropping onto the carpet and she always replies 'I don't care what you call it and why are feminising it... oh yes I see what you mean! Well she's not so big is she!' It's what Matthew told me anyway.
This doesn't feel like a Marc P post.
I just don't get this....
Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2010, 11:40 PM BSTThis doesn't feel like a Marc P post.
I'm adaptable. My agent told me to get more edgy.
Quote: Marc P @ September 16 2010, 11:47 PM BSTI'm adaptable. My agent told me to get more edgy.
It's, er, good. I like it. Looking forward to more of the, um, same. 