INT: OFFICE. MARY AND WENDY ARE SAT OPPOSITE EACH OTHER AT A DESK.
MARY: We've got your test results back, and did very well in the 'Reciting Random Facts' section.
WENDY: Well a R-11M Scud Missile had a maximum range of 270 kilometres.
MARY: Quite. You also topped the scoreboards in 'Ability to make your colleagues feel intellectually inferior'
WENDY: <SARCASTIC> Reeeeeeeeally? I'm sooooo surprised.
MARY: Unfortunately, you got 100 percent for 'Common Sense'.
WENDY: But 100 percent is good isn't it?
MARY: You'd have thought so, but for the Trainee Management Scheme you need to have scored in the top 10 bottom percentile.
WENDY: Isn't there something you can do to lower it? Some training perhaps...
MARY: We do have some e-learning, but Common Sense is impossible to learn.
WENDY: Surely there must be some role plays I could do? What about a team building exercise?
MARY: I'm sorry, no.
WENDY: A Pie Chart, or an Anagram.
MARY: Not really.
WENDY: A Vision Statement, or a Mystery Shopper?
MARY: No, but there is a position we think you'll be perfect for. Director of Human Resources. Could you start right away?
WENDY: What are the Maternity Benefits?