British Comedy Guide

Religion

It proves that religion is still in the past.
Today the Pope swung incense all over the place. Why couldn't he use an aerosol spray like everyone else?

Didn't do much for me, sorry. Also, it needs to be snappier.

And the people each brought a gift to the altar in preparation for the mass.
Why didn't they have them delivered in bulk?

Why did the policeman who arrested the pope for shoplifting get drunk?

It was a BENEDICT-CRIME!

And the masses queued up to drink the 'blood' of Christ.And the people sipped the wine and ate the ready salted wafers. I bet Tesco made a fine profit.

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