Lollipop Lady

WE SEE A LOLLIPOP LADY STANDING AT A ZEBRA CROSSING HOLDING A LOLLIPOP SIGN SHOWING THE WORDS 'CHILDREN CROSSING'
SOME CHILDREN APPROACH AND SHE STOPS THE TRAFFIC WITH A HAND GESTURE, SMILES AND USHERS THE CHILDREN ACROSS THE ROAD.

AS THE CHILDREN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE WE SEE A GENTLEMAN IN A LONG COAT BEGIN TO CROSS THE ROAD.

THE LOLLIPOP LADY SUDDENLY SWINGS THE LOLLIPOP SIGN AND SMASHES THE GUY IN THE FACE KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND.

WE SEE A CLOSE UP OF THE SIGN AND THE LOLLIPOP LADY AFFIXES A STICKER OVER THE WORD CHILDREN THAT SAYS PAEDO.

SHE THEN GRABS THE MAN BY THE COLLAR AND DRAGS HIM ACROSS THE ZEBRA CROSSING LEAVING HIM LAYING UNCONCIOUS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

SHE REMOVES THE STICKER & PUTS IT BACK IN HER POCKET AND GOES BACK TO WHERE SHE WAS STANDING.

Hm! It made me cringe instead of laughing.

Not sure I get where you are coming from with that one.

Hmm Yeah I was hoping it would just slip down the page myself
The man isn't a paedo, The lollipop lady is just a bit crazy & overprotective of the kids that she is paid to help.

I get it neato idea, but maybe if the paedo crosses at a separate time?

Or it could be all sorts of people she crosses

maybe one is Dave Cameron and the sign reads c**t crossing?

A long way from your best, Steve.

Infact YWB.

Mu ha ha! Haven't written that in a while.

*affixes a sign to this thread*

Oh, yes I did! Sorry to bump this Freve, but I thought it was important I'd mention I agree with the rest and it's not your usual standard.

rather than Steve. But not poo.

I dunno fellas. I laughed!