A NIGHT CLUB
A COLLECTION OF DANCERS IN TRAIDITIONAL DRESS OF NORTH EUROPE ARE SURROUNDED BY SWEATY SALES MEN IN NASTY SUIS.
THE SUITS ARE STICKING MONEY IN THE PANTS OF THE DANCERS.
THE DANCERS ARE CRYING. ONE WOULD APPEAR TO BE BEING GROPED BY 2 SALES MEN.
SCENE2
6 FIT BIRDS IN GSTRINGS ARE DANCING IN G STRINGS BEFORE A BEMUSED HERD OF REINDEER
SCENE3
SOOTYJ GAZES WORRIEDLY AT 2 SIGNS ONE READS "Lapp dancers." THE OTHER "Lap Dancers."
I like it. I think it would make a fun Christmas sketch.
I did wonder what the 'North European' dress might be? Pehaps you need to explain they are wearing reindeer antlers and harnesses, it's for a 'stag night' right?
That was thee hardest bit as it risked gving the game away
It aint bad Sooty. It aint bad.
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 9:24 PM BSTThat was thee hardest bit as it risked gving the game away
I thought that, but it's so quick I think you could get away with it.
Didn't work for Rooney eh
Sooty, make these a bit funnier and find a cartoonist to put them into a comic strip.
Quote: Leevil @ September 17 2010, 2:35 AM BSTSooty, make these a bit funnier and find a cartoonist to put them into a comic strip at the North Pole where no one will read them.
charming!
[quote name="Will Cam" post="668428" date="September 17 2010, 10:38 AM BSTSooty, make these a bit funnier and find a cartoonist to put them into a comic strip at the North Pole where no one will read them except Will Cam as he is a penguin f**ker and likes being raped by Polar Bears[/quote]
Well it's true
I like the signage sketches, but I did see this one coming straight away.
But maybe that's because we know what we're looking out for.
Ignore the miserable buggers Sooty. I liked this. Maybe the Lapps could be backed into a corner round a pole fending off the punters with reindeer antlers rather than crying etc. Seems a bit less disturbing if they are not being groped.