That was in fairness to help you concel your serpentine penis.
Some more one liners/jokes.. Page 2
The go compare ads also annoy me. The funny thing is that that guy doesn't actually have anything to compare because he's been castrated!
A swing and a miss, Juan, a swing and a miss 
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ September 14 2010, 12:14 AM BSTAn ecologist announced today that theres a 'f**king bee shortage'. Personally I think he's just over-using his F's.
I'm sorry but I just don't get this, can you explain it for the hard of thinking like myself?
Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 14 2010, 11:09 AM BSTI'm sorry but I just don't get this, can you explain it for the hard of thinking like myself?
Me neither.
Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 14 2010, 11:09 AM BSTI'm sorry but I just don't get this, can you explain it for the hard of thinking like myself?
Drawing a blank.
Same. Are we all idiots, Juan?
My guess, and it's a sod if you have to guess what a joke means, is;
He said f***ing which is an F word whereas it implied too many B words are being used (bollox bas***d bugger, take ya pick) hence the shortage
Oh wait, I get it now. Not from your explaination though; that makes no sense.
The decline in bees has lead a government scientist to state
"We have no idea where the astards have uggered off to,"
Quote: sootyj @ September 14 2010, 12:48 PM BSTThe decline in bees has lead a government scientist to state
"We have no idea where the astards have uggered off to,"
Now this makes sense and is reasonably funny (I think the idea is good but needs tightening up a little).
Yeh maye I will not a ad joke.
Loody ee shortage is worse than I thought.
This reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was about 12 and I didnt get it until I was about 20 (lol 8 years to get a joke - must be a record)
The joke is crap but here it is/was
Two men at a bar, one says to the other 'excuse me but you have just farted in front of my wife'
The other says 'sorry, didn't know it was her turn'
I remember not understanding the "you can't get down off a horse" gag when I was small.
Who resuces aristos from Oddbins?
The Scarlet Zinfandel!