A THERAPIST IS TALKING TO A MAN ON A COACH WHO IS OUT OF VIEW
THERAPIST
Look Mr Throckmorton in psycoannalysis the eros; sex urge and thanatos; death urge are very close.
MAN
Dr you're wrong. I'm a monster and I don't care!
THERAPIST
Mr Throckmorton you are not a monster. The urge to be killed by your partner at the point of orgasm is a dangerous and somewhat selfish one.
MAN(INTERRUPTING)
This is what I what I want. The little death followed by the big death I'm a sexual explorer!
THERAPIST
I just think your method is a little impractical
PULL BACK TO REVEAL MAN IS DRESSED IN A SPIDER MAN COSTUME, WITH 4 EXTRA LIMBS ATTACHED.
MAN(SHOUTING AT SPIDER IN A COBWEB IN THE CORNER OF THE CEILING)
Take me! Take me now you aranchid bitch!
