British Comedy Guide

Quickie - Simon Cowell

please note this title is not a request.....2 jokes for the price of 1

Me and simon cowell had a bit of a heated argument, I ended up venting my anger towards him by twisting his nipples.As soon as I done it I regretted it and apologies unreservadly..i mean there was no excuse fro my behaviour it was way below the belt!!! And to be fair by a good few inches.

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