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Rational and Irrational fears Page 8

Various things I've seen on ER.

Someone's f**king eyeball fell out once. With no warning.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 6 2010, 1:54 AM BST

Sex with you is never dull Leevil. It's a shame you needed a rusting Victorian superstructure to support us in the act of love-making.

Now that's just toooo cute.

Oh god.

We mended a hedgehog we found in the garden once (and took it to Tiggywinkles hospital), its eyeball was all wrong.

Quote: Charley @ September 5 2010, 11:35 PM BST

I hate peeps that pick their teeth then lick their fingers. It is wrong, vile & vulgar.

Then they touch everything in sight with their horrid fingers! It's just common and disgusting.

Nothing more annoying than having something stuck between your teeth. Just do whatever it takes.

Quote: David Carmon @ September 7 2010, 12:22 AM BST

Then they touch everything in sight with their horrid fingers! It's just common and disgusting.

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Sometimes when there's a scene in a film set somewhere high, like a helicopter or top of a skyscraper, I think I'm going to fall through the screen to my death.

Quote: chipolata @ October 3 2010, 6:01 PM BST

Sometimes when there's a scene in a film set somewhere high, like a helicopter or top of a skyscraper, I think I'm going to fall through the screen to my death.

Watch out, Chip! The train's coming towards us!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cUEANKv964

Run! Run for your lives!

I'm always scared of gettin molested by a perverted anethatist on an operating table.

The kind of degenerate who doesn't care if you're male or female just that they're in charge.

I think you're safe, pet.

I came out with a black eye once when I was being operated on. The op was on my neck. Curious....

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2010, 6:32 PM BST

The kind of degenerate who doesn't care if you're male or female just that they're in charge.

Wave

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2010, 6:29 PM BST

Watch out, Chip! The train's coming towards us!... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cUEANKv964 Run! Run for your lives!

:D (*wonders if it's too soon after the last banning to open a can of whoop-ass*)

I know someone being treated for their fear of buttons.

Apparently it's quite common.

Dentists are bad enough, but when he tilts the chair to the horizontal, I'm terrified he'll drop the drill down my throat, or the mirror, or anything.

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