British Comedy Guide

BCG Dragon's Den. Page 4

Sorry Godot it's a ROM deal and for that reason am oot.

I can't remember if I'm a Dragon or a contestant or neither.
But may I introduce you to Roodeye Roodeye Sauce.

I'll offer you £1 for 100% ownership of your #WIN100 business, Steve.

Ahm Oot!
;)

I'd like 500,000 semolians for 1% in my Steve Punshine spray.

It's like Mr Muscle but funnier and less gay.

I'm offering a 20/20 stake in my squint-correcting business.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 4 2010, 12:07 AM BST

Ahm Oot!
;)

Unimpressed :P

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 4 2010, 12:09 AM BST

I'm offering a 20/20 stake in my squint-correcting business.

And how would this work better than Malcolm Banatine buying a softer brand of loo roll?

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2010, 12:13 AM BST

And how would this work better than Malcolm Banatine buying a softer brand of loo roll?

Who's Malcom Banatine? I was referring to presenter Evan Davis' squint.

Sorry it wasn't the best pitch.

I believe that comes from him having chilli oil rubbed in his bald head, gobstoppers up his arse, and salt under his foreskin.

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2010, 7:35 AM BST

I believe that comes from him having chilli oil rubbed in his bald head, gobstoppers up his arse, and salt under his foreskin.

I'm willing to invest £100,000 in that product for my health farms.

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