"you passed out after the love beans....started thinking the table was being ironic"
"Ive got four brown bears and a fog-horn leg-horn"
Favourite quotes from Peep Show Page 3
Quote: buyon ferry @ September 11 2010, 3:09 PM BST^^Lol,or the look Mark gives Jez after he trys to phones the three digit number.
And the look Mark gives Jez when He says "Come Mr Taliban, tally my bananas."
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Sophie: Sometimes, we're so wrapped up in the nonsense of life...
Mark: Right yeah... I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?
Sophie: [confused] ...yeah.
Mark: (You're losing her)
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Mark: ...he trys to grab your balls and get you to buy his rough guide to Barcelona..
Jez: (Where did that come from? That's nice lying.)
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After angrily forking Jez's stuff after finding out who's the real father to Sophie's baby.
Mark: (Bet he leaves that for me to wash up later)
"Yeah, I dabble. Like Da Vinci dabbled. IN ART!!"
"What if someone comes in? Should step away... step away from the bum. Bit impolite to step away. I don't want to step away."
'You will touch my magic cock!!......
And then I go and seal the deal by doing something wicked like this cartoon.... 
Four Naan Jeremy? Four? That's insane.
I recently bought this peep show poster for anyone who's interested, it has loads of funny quotes on http://www.popartuk.com/tv/peep-show/everything-i-know-in-life-i-learned-from-pp31933-poster.asp?productoptions=frame
'Got the nod. The mark of the human. I'm a human, you're a human, what else is there to say?'
'Deactivated? It's like he's told me my cock doesn't work. Poor deactivated gunny 
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'Ok I'm going to Aberdeen! I'm going Jeff, in a canoe.. made of your skin.. wearing your nuts as ear-rings.'
Literally hundreds.. 
Quote: becks3uk @ September 2 2010, 3:07 PM BSTHa ha - gotta be Superhans:
"That crack is a bit moreish"
haha your right!
Quote: roystonpoisoner @ October 11 2010, 7:46 PM BSTI recently bought this peep show poster for anyone who's interested
You bought it for anyone who's interested? I'M INTERESTED!!!!
£70 is a bit much for me. I'm out.
A solid investment imo
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/peep-show/articles/peep-show-app
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