"Dont be alarmed, Mark. It's just Tai Chi."
"Those are not real trees."
Supahands "Av been readin' it for like a year, I'm on the bit where..."
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Favourite quotes from Peep Show
"I dunno...f**king rental snake innit."
"This is bollocks Mark! You know the credo: illness equals weakness...You're out of the team!"
"The farmer needs a wife, Jeremy."
"Who's the Johnson now, Johnson? Who's the Johnson now?!"
"Don't touch my floppy cock..."
Endlessly quotable.
"We can be men with ven."
Don't forget capitals, please. 
"This is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry..."
'I could be his Camilla, if the public will have me'
Ha ha - gotta be Superhans:
"That crack is a bit moreish"
"Stick it on the laterbase"
"How thick is wall?"
"Maybe he's on acid, or watched a whole Jeremy Kyle?"
"Clean shirt? What does that even mean? Isnt that good?"
"It's not like I'm going to rape him. I could rape him... I'm not going to rape him"
"Justice is done. Not actual justice, but what I wanted to happen. Which is basically the same thing"
"Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most natural thing in the world!"
"The secret ingredient is crime"
"What's the worst that could happen? She could say no? Actually, that would be terrible. It would kill me if she said no"
"Jeremy, Super Hans is here. Did you try and get him sectioned?"
"...and I've got a Tiramisu! This is f**king amazing!"
"Dobby, let me chew on your wierd hair."
"Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality"
I could do this all day!!
"Let me piss in that prayer bucket."
"Prayer bucket, there's no such thing as... that's just a bucket."
Quote: Lindyloop @ September 7 2010, 12:18 PM BST"...and I've got a Tiramisu! This is f**king amazing!"
Every time work send me to London I have tiramisu, and say this lilne in my head. I will be doing the exact same thing tonight.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 7 2010, 12:31 PM BSTEvery time work send me to London I have tiramisu, and say this lilne in my head. I will be doing the exact same thing tonight.
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who does that!